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We pair cutting-edge biochemistry with data-driven biometrics to create the optimal underwear for your pocket rocket.

All aboard.

1 The Theory of Everyman.

We explore the science of men’s underwear on our mission to find the ultimate formula for every man.

2 Software Engineering.

We use sustainable materials and cutting-edge tech to engineer the perfect software for your hardware.

3 Sexual Chemistry.

We champion men’s health and sustainable forestry, supporting healthy wood for the whole planet.

It's not rocket science.

Made with science.
For your pocket rocket.

(1) more software update available.

Weekend wonders.

The perfect weekend wingman.Our most luxury trunk is bringing sexy front and back. Made from exotic African eucalyptus

We’d swipe right. Buy now

“Unbelievably soft, super comfortable.
I emptied my drawer and replaced everything with Everyday Unders.”

Jayden Risowski

2Software Engineering

We're harnessing intelligent tech to reboot the underwear sector,
using the latest in sustainable materials and automated technologies
for a more balanced, more mindful trunk, made in the right way.

"The Tesla of men's trunks" - Someone

1Milling

Beech and eucalyptus trees, from FSC-certified forests, are sustainably harvested, and milled into wood pulp.

2Spinning

Wood pulp is broken down using complex biochemistry, then spun into staple fibre, and transformed into yarn.

3Knitting

Spooled yarns are blended with super-stretch elastane, via mechanical weft-knitting, to produce lengths of fabric.

4Stitching

Fabric is cut into components and masterfully assembled, by highly-skilled technicians, using the latest technologies.

From trees to trunks. From trees to trunks. From trees to trunks. From trees to trunks. From trees to trunks. From trees to trunks.

Threads with benefits. Threads with benefits. Threads with benefits. Threads with benefits. Threads with benefits. Threads with benefits.

Software architecture

Our experts use state-of-the-art techniques
to map out the optimal ergonomic blueprint
for the male muscular framework

Measure twice, cut once

Machine Intelligence

Based in the Songshan Lake Hi-tech Industrial Zone,
our development centre uses the latest technologies
to produce a less wasteful, more intelligent trunk

Without the killer AI

Technical experts. Technical experts. Technical experts. Technical experts. Technical experts. Technical experts. Technical experts. Technical experts. Technical experts. Technical experts. Technical experts.

Wear to infinity.
Go beyond.

Our trunks are designed to last for lightyears.
We’ve reset the clock on durability and freshness
for underwear you can wear over and over.

Hyperdrive included.

Antimicrobial fibres keep
them fresh for days

No need to turn these babies inside out.
Just wear them and air them. We won’t tell.

Don't forget to wash your socks.

Reinforced seams
and super-stretch filaments

Engineered to go harder and faster
for maximum stamina and rebound.

Hard wood or soft wood, we got you covered.

3Sexual Chemistry

We're taking our place in the circle of life,
supporting men's health and sustainable forestry
for healthy wood, fertile seeds, and fantastic sex.

Can you feel the love?

“Unbelievably soft, super comfortable.
I emptied my drawer and replaced everything with Everyday Unders.”

Jayden Risowski

Everyday Unders.

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Our no-fuss everyday unders are down for anything. With a fine-tuned fit, and ultra-elastic waistband. Made from durable Austrian beech.

Key Features

  • Always fresh.

    Antimicrobial nanofibrils keep them fresh for days.

  • Endlessly durable.

    Super-strength fibres go further and last longer.

  • Zero carbon.

    7.36 kg CO2e offset by Pachama

Composition

Care Instructions

Wear more. Wash less. Stay fresh. Wear more. Wash less. Stay fresh. Wear more. Wash less. Stay fresh. Wear more. Wash less. Stay fresh.

A little foreplay.

Some things we're doing to get you in the mood.

Going for gold

All our suppliers are audited to SMETA ethical standards, for safer working conditions, and greater social wellbeing.

Sexual healing

We donate 5% of our profits to the Movember foundation, meeting manhood head on, with health projects for men.

Moral fibre

All our suppliers are audited to SMETA ethical standards, for safer working conditions, and greater social wellbeing.

Doing it right.

We're working with B-Corp to certify our commitment to corporate responsibility, for a cleaner, fairer future.

Good for wood.

We source our trees fibres from renewable woodland, certified to FSC standards of sustainable cultivation.

Under water.

All our tree fibres are made with 92% less natural water than standard cotton fibres, saving 365 litres per trunk.[6]

Netting Zero.

We're working with Pachama to offset the carbon footprint of our products and services, targeting net zero by 2030.

We're growers.

We're giving back to nature. with every pair of trunks sold, sponsoring new tree saplings through One Tree Planted.